Saturday Night Live - Natalie Raps

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Natalie Portman raps about drinking and fighting on Saturday Night Live.

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Saturday Night Live - Natalie Raps

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  • x] cute and angry

    x] cute and angry

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  • totally hot. I ...

    totally hot. I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO

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  • This is fucking ...

    This is fucking hilarious.

    By Brazzle [Affiliate User] 1212148899 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • haha, even angry ...

    haha, even angry shes still 110% gorgeous

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  • Brilliant

    Brilliant

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  • lol woulda never ...

    lol woulda never thought

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  • "I'll kill yur F$% ...

    "I'll kill yur F$%king dog for fun so don't push me!" :D

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  • she's such a great ...

    she's such a great actress

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  • " All the kids ...

    " All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick! "

    LOL so fucked up but it's funny..

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  • Didn't Chris ...

    Didn't Chris Parnell do a rap ode to Portman years before that?


    I know there was one about Jennifer Garner and Britney Spears.

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  • She is totally ...

    She is totally convincing as a crazy whore.

    A movie like that would be awesome!

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  • idd like to see a ...

    idd like to see a movie of hers in this angry character, brilliant!

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  • hmm. nat was tough ...

    hmm. nat was tough like this for 'bout 19 months back in the real world...

    now i'm like 2 her - if anyone pulls yr hair run 4 yr life!

    messiah

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  • 1:14 V from V for ...

    1:14 V from V for Vendetta flashes in for like a millisecond. Anyway hilarious clip.

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  • classic!

    classic!

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  • I can't help but ...

    I can't help but love the part where she briefly smiles at the little girl in the Padme costume then angrily throws the notepad behind her. XD

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  • hahahahahahaha

    hahahahahahaha

    By tiberio585 [Affiliate User] 1211791145 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I agree! XD

    I agree! XD

    By ciaobao [Affiliate User] 1211747097 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • natalie portman is ...

    natalie portman is the hottest chick on the planet

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  • We're sitting here ...

    We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
    Hello
    So, Natalie, Whats a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
    Do you really wanna know?
    Please, tell us

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  • I dont sleep mother ...

    I dont sleep mother fucker off that ????? doing 120 getting head while Im swearvin'
    Damn natalie you a crazy chick
    yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
    I bustin dudes mouths like gusha's mother fucker
    Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Tucker
    What you want Natalie
    To drink and fight!
    What you need Natalie
    To fuck all night!
    Dont touch me when Im crazy off that airplane ????
    Put my foot down your throat till ur sucking my shoe

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  • Leave you screamin, ...

    Leave you screamin, pay for my dry cleanin
    Fuck your man, Its my name thats he screamin
    Im sorry Natalie are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
    I never said I was a role model.
    But what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
    All the kids lookin up to my can suck my dick
    Its ??? Mother fucker, drink till Im sick!
    So your???, Pour ??? Down the hole

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  • Watch you laugh and ...

    Watch you laugh and cry
    While I laugh you die
    And all the dudes, you know Im talking to you!
    We love you Natalie
    I wanna fuck you too!
    ??????
    ??????
    ??????
    Ill kill your fucking dog for fun so dont push me!
    Wow, Natalie, Im suprised all this from a Harvard Graduate
    Well theres a lot you may not know about me
    Really? Such as?
    When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed everyday, I cheated every test
    and Snorted all that yay

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  • I got a def posse ...

    I got a def posse
    You got a buncha dudes,
    I sit right down on your face
    and take a shit
    (samburg) Natalie, you are a badass bitch
    Hell yeah!
    And I always pay for your dry cleanin'
    when my shit gets in your shoe
    What!
    as for the drug use,
    well I cant vouch for that, my dick is scared of you, girl
    Okey doke, Natalie, one final question,
    If you could steal a smooch, from any guy in hollywood
    Who would it-
    No more questions.
    WHAT!

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  • good, she is so hot ...

    good, she is so hot :D love her ----<3
    love her voice :)

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