Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies Part 1

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The comic performs at the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts in Santa Rosa, Calif.

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Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies Part 1

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  • Sometime early June

    Sometime early June

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  • when was this does ...

    when was this does anyone know?

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  • And we repeat the ...

    And we repeat the holy mantra "Squatting monkeys tell no lies."
    ROFLMAO!!!!

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  • I think it's good ...

    I think it's good that he's willing to make jokes about his own medical issues. He could have died from that blocked artery. But I guess, what doesn't kill you, makes you laugh.

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  • it is possible for ...

    it is possible for comics to come up with similar material. Happens all the time.

    for it to be stealing, you have to show carvey being in a position to see the material your referring to, and then take it as his own.

    and saying the joke has been done before is not proof, it's not carvey's responsibility to check his act against every joke ever told!

    Not everything is a conspiracy people. Sometimes great minds just think alike.

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  • ok i no tht i was ...

    ok i no tht i was just saying that he stole tht part

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  • i... DID think the ...

    i... DID think the george bush bit about his eyebrows after saying something right was... pretty much straight from caliendo..... but caliendo doesn't hold a candle to the genius that is dana carvey

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  • You're just ...

    You're just watching youtube videos of a cat flushing a toilet for 9 hours. LOL

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  • I AM THE LEMON!

    I AM THE LEMON!

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  • ya know i-i think i ...

    ya know i-i think i could be the lemon

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  • Just what would it ...

    Just what would it take to make a Scientologist say "That is WHACKED!"

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  • First of all i ...

    First of all i never once stated that Caliendo is a better comedian than Dana carvey. I did say that Dana Carvey did steal a part of his routine from Caliendo

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  • I dont know if your ...

    I dont know if your just retarded or a moron , because if he made this act 20 years ago ,how the hell is he talking bout george w. bush and hillary clinton and obama .

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  • too bad frank ...

    too bad frank caliendo sucks and is a flabass and isnt as funny as this comedy guy, i mean in terms of spontaniety frank caliendo sucks horse trout

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  • i think i could be ...

    i think i could be the lemon LOL

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  • Stole from Caliendo ...

    Stole from Caliendo? That's a shame. He was even clever enough to steal the act 20 years ago, long before Caliendo entered showbiz. Devious!

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  • ...

    gggggaaaaaarrrrttttthhh

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  • w/e i dont even ...

    w/e i dont even know who that is

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  • to bad he stole ...

    to bad he stole from frank caliendo

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  • i think i might be ...

    i think i might be the lemon

    By Clarklikescereal2 [Affiliate User] 1214568480 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • 'are YOU the lemon?'

    'are YOU the lemon?'

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  • GARTH ALGAR!!!!!!!! ...

    GARTH ALGAR!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Best.Comedian.Ever.

    Best.Comedian.Ever.

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  • lmao im the lemon

    lmao im the lemon

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  • party on garth

    party on garth

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