Metacafe's best original comedy sketches, hilarious parodies, side-splitting jokes and other scripted comedies. (Sorry, no pranks and bloopers here.)
The Director's Cut is a viewer-nominated, editor-approved channel that honors the art of storytelling and the craft of filmmaking. We're inviting registered users to nominate or submit their own favorite original videos for inclusion in the Director's Cut channel.
To ensure that the channel stays true to its mission, our editors will review your nominations and help fit them to their most appropriate categories.
Here's what we mean by honoring the art of storytelling and the craft of filmmaking:
Tell A Story: The Director's Cut is reserved for filmmakers who have a story to tell and have taken the time to script, stage and edit a tightly crafted narrative – whether fictional or documentary-style.
Know Your Medium: As a medium, short video has its own unique set of rules. Rule number one: "Trim the fat." We want videos that are made for the web, not repurposed clips created for other mediums and edited down.
Engage the Imagination: A talented director creates a world and wraps you up in it, transporting you to another time or place. Director's Cut videos should reflect some real effort in making that world through tight editing, meticulously planned shots, high production values and clear audio and visuals.
Keep it Clean: The Director's Cut is approved for all audiences, so keep your submissions and nominations family-friendly. No sexual imagery. No off-color language. No gratuitous violence.
Be Original: As with our Producer Rewards™ and Producer programs, we will only accept videos that are wholly owned by their submitters. That means no infringing music, images, video footage or text.
Storytelling takes on a number of different forms, which is why we've included several distinct categories in the Director's Cut.
Comedy: Director's Cut is for original sketches or any other scripted comedy, but not pranks and bloopers.
Action & Drama: This category is for pulse-pounding or tear-jerking works of fiction that keep you riveted with top-notch storylines.
Animation: Whether it's traditional cartoons, 3D computer graphics or stop-motion animation…if you've got it, we want it.
Documentary: This category is for storytellers who work with reality, rather than fiction, and includes anything from short documentary films to "citizen journalism" reports.
There are two ways to get involved and make sure that Director's Cut shows what you want to see:
The "Nominate for Director's Cut" button on the video pages of Producer Rewards videos and candidates - this button lets any registered user nominate a video for a specific category in the Director's Cut channel.
Submitting a video directly by going into the Director's Cut channel and submitting it to one of the categories. Once uploaded, this video will appear in your user channel and will be considered as a Director's Cut nominee.
The Director's Cut editorial committee will meet weekly to assess as many nominated videos as possible. The committee will begin by reviewing the most nominated videos of the week, determining each video's eligibility for the Director's Cut and assigning it to a category when necessary. Eligibility is based on the objective criteria listed above.
How To Shower - Men Vs... [13+]
17-Sep-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $3,370
Rated 4.19 5,820,589 Views 176 Comments
The truth about men and women's shower habits
By: jayvideo
Cheating Wife 17-Sep-07
Rated 4.17 8,775,338 Views 153 Comments
Rejectedjokes.com presents a short about the perfect way to get away with cheating on a loved one.
By: rejected jokes
Insane Car Battery Hack! 17-Dec-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $673
Rated 4.05 135,461 Views 102 Comments
Needs a description.
By: gagfilms
The Real Criss Angel Ep 4 [13+]
17-Sep-07
Rated 4.08 174,988 Views 93 Comments
Criss does it again.. This time the trick goes wrong and he is hurt badly.
By: AtlasProductions
The Racial Rap [13+]
31-Jan-08
Producer Rewards:
Earned $144
Rated 4.17 28,954 Views 80 Comments
A social/political music video parody that skewers racism in the U.S.
By Tomboys in Fishnets
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By: tomboys
When Not To Fart 17-Sep-07
Rated 4.07 484,241 Views 80 Comments
An akward moment for everyone..
By: AtlasProductions
Miracle Beer Diet: Liv... 16-Oct-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $2,948
Rated 4.13 592,638 Views 71 Comments
Hot girl explains the best diet plan ever: drink more beer!
More funny, sexy comedy videos at the Liv Films official site: www.livfilms.com
By: Liv Films
HACK!!! Turn Your Lase... 29-Oct-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $692
Rated 3.47 139,024 Views 68 Comments
Is that a laser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
P.S. I love kipkay's hack videos. This is meant as an homage to them.
By: Screenwriter10
Stabbing At Leia's 22n... [13+]
17-Sep-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $760
Rated 3.97 152,247 Views 66 Comments
Footage from a birthday party gone bad. Alcohol + testosterone + lightsabers = disaster.
By: studio8
Super Tips - Save Time... 13-Dec-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $244
Rated 3.25 48,755 Views 63 Comments
Here are 3 super tips to help you make your life easier. Use them wisely!
By: ZackScott
Hot Girls Rejected 12-Mar-08
Producer Rewards:
Earned $325
Rated 4.03 73,412 Views 62 Comments
A man walks into a cathouse and requests the biggest woman, the worst food and a beer. Funny ad for Big Rock Brewery.
By: sinisa10
Sexy Maids! 16-Oct-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $855
Rated 4.18 172,845 Views 53 Comments
Ever order a service from the phonebook and not realize WHAT you're getting? This guy just wanted his house cleaned! Original comedy video by hersh...
By: hersheymagic2
Dueling Bathrooms by L... 16-Oct-07
Producer Rewards:
Earned $2,024
Rated 4.36 420,455 Views 51 Comments
A short, sexy comedy about a girl getting dressed in her bathroom.
More fun, funny Liv Films videos at www.livfilms.com
By: Liv Films
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